As this campaign progresses, the fbomber continues to be more and more impressed by Barrack Obama's composure. Nothing seems to phase the man and ruffle his good natured cool.
Apparently, this is not only a reflection of his natural temperament but a deliberate campaign choice designed to highlight his capacity to function effectively under pressure. The fbomber has heard that his unofficial campaign mantra is "No Drama Obama."
This is in dramatic contrast to McCain, who has adopted the unofficial slogan of "Insane in the Membrane."
The fbomber is actually becoming worried about McCain. He's only seen one other person melt down so dramatically in the public eye.
Much like this other person, McCain has:
1) Abandoned his previous beliefs and morals.
2) Become BFFs with a snotty bitch.
3) Proven erratic and completely undependable about scheduled responsibilities.
Basically, the fbomber fears that McCain is a single head-shaving and beaver-shot away from pulling "a full Britney."
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Yeah whatever, someone needs to tell No Drama Obama that you can't impregnate a sovereign nation with democracy if you employ the "premature withdrawal" method. McCain may look like a quivering troll on camera, but at least he has a sound plan for Iraq: Operation Save Face.
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